"20 to Life" -[the minimum sentence chosen when you become a Mom!]-

If you nosed your way here, then you must be curious about the master-mind behind this blog. Well - what can I say? I'm breath-taking, the perfect weight, wealthy beyond my dreams & a chronic liar.

When I choose to return to reality, I'm a Mom to 5 super fantastic wonderful kids who keep me grounded at all times!

I met & married my husband of nearly 10 years when he was serving a mission for the LDS Chruch in New Zealand - he cracked a joke - only I laughed, and laughed till I had tears coming out of my eyes - we were a match made in heaven! He's been keeping me inlaughter ever since.

I have a sarcastic sense of humor, "dry" I believe is the technical term, LOVE almost anything different, bold, attention grabbing and honest. Without honesty, you have nothing.

You can reach me at any of the following places - if I don't return your question/statement/abusive text right away, it means I'm currently busy with the fam., listing something on my blog, or ignoring you. But don't worry - I will eventually get back to you ;)

twentytolifeblog@gmail.com

kolobstar@gmail.com (personal email, you're not likely to illicit a response from me on here, unless you're PR or family/friends. Sorry.

Twitter: www.twitter.com/Malisce

Facebook Fan Page: http://www.facebook.com/ecostoreusa#!/pages/20-To-Life-Blog/315968967291?ref=search&sid=1844535295.3761549464..1

I think that about does it, if you were here looking to get some personal goods such as shoe size, favorite color & pet peeves, well - you'll just have to keep reading my blog ;)

Thanks for stopping by!

Joe